“ [Fundamentalists] never wonder why, if herpes is sent by ‘god’ to scourge “adulterers,” whooping cough and measles weren’t purposely created to lambaste children.”
-Fred Woodworth

“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
-Oscar Wilde

“If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can’t he make his wife’s hairdo go down?”
-Robin Williams

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